Iss National Dog Day, so I’m takin’ over the BeautyMART blog ter tell you a bit ’bout myself. My name’s Coco an’ I werk at BeautyMART (in charge of security – I bark at couriers) and I know a lot ’bout make-up. I’m the BeautyMART Beagle and I like sniffin’ out new products. Oh, an’ I come from Cornwall – thass why I talk proper.
This ‘ere’s my make-up routine: I get told I got nice eyes. I even ‘ad my pawtrait painted an’ my eyes look very big an’ shiny. People d’ask me ‘ow I get them, what I do. Well, I don’t do nothin’ much, really. I watch what my boss d’get up to when she thinks I’m asleep, an’ I learned a few handy tricks: I don’ bother washing’ nothin’ off when I go to sleep, (sleepin’ is somethin’ I do quite reg’lar, come to think); I see how she d’try to match things up so’s it looks a bit natural, so I done the same, matching up my eyes with my shiny black nose. Someone sez I looks like Cleopatra, whatever kind of dog that is!
With everything I know, I’m plannin’ on startin’ me own brand: Coco’s Canine Cosmetics Co. I bin’ workin’ on formulas: Whiskara to keep my whiskers in place, Contour Pawder to make my cheeks look lean and then there’s Lickstick – my favourite, ‘cos it tastes of chicken.
I like bein’ groomed – not at that’ bleddy Dog Parlour, where all they Poodles and Doodles goes ter be clipped, but at ‘ome. After I’ve ‘ad a bath wi’ this stuff from Ouai – Pet Shampoo they calls it – smells awright, I s’pose – I get a rub down with the boss’s towel (called Aquis, wot dries my coat really quick). Then she gets out the big brush, called Pet Teezer; it’s not very nice ter chew, even tho’ it looks a bit like a bone – too spiky, but I like ‘ow it feels – sort o’ tingly, an’ it do make my coat look proper.
Shop Coco’s Edit
Aquis Long Hair Towel
Ouai Pet Shampoo